She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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