Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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