I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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