i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Quick, to the slutcave!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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