were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.