so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender