PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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