i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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