Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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