Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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