Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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