so explain again why im purple
no
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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