If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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