'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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