He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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