ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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