Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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