I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
