Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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