dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i believe in u and ur pee
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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