can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Too much gin, very little bucket
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
