Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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