bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How does one acquire holy water?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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