At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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