Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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