I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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