He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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