just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
this hospital has no fireball
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Randomize
