They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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