i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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