Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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