Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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