we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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