i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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