Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize