I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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