I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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