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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
