what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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