I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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