Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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