So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
pop tarts are not kleenex
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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The uberlube is also flammable
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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