So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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