Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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