5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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