you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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