I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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