I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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