i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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