Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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