I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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