You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i now understand why vodka
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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