shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
love makes seman taste better
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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