The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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