The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
