I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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